he greated me with a hiss and a smile.....

....this bloke greated me when i got home today....he was at the door to the shed and just needed to say hello to me... i called my local bush expert Noel for some advice and he said "just give him a poke and he will say adios and catch ya later"... he didnt...instead he wanted to have a piece of me and told me to get the fuck out... i called the local council to see if there was a relocation expert around...they put me onto some other department who told me they might come out tomorrow and then when he wanted to come inside i had to put my foot down.....so to speak... the common brown snake.."pseudonaja textilis" ... venom..LD50=0.041 sq yield 2mgto the power of 5.....strong coagulant, neurotoxic, weakly haemolytic and cytotoxic...he measured 4 foot... in other words one bad mother farker that will kill you... guy bolton......what were you saying the other day????